Celebrities really could be monsters, and it didn't take being the butler of three to know that, so why did you do just that?

With the return of Kaiju flicks in the mainstream market, some actresses were swimming in dough; you'd just so happened to pick the snarkiest, most sadistic three to work for. Yay!

Though Ghidorah, arch nemesis of the much more charismatic Gddzilla, was a total bitch on screen it only paled in comparison to her ill-temper offscreen. To make matters worse, it wasn't one mega-bitch you had to work for but three! Most of the time, that is. I did say things were complicated, didn't I?

Ghidorah was the totality of triplet sisters: Ginny, Dorothy and Rachel.

Ginny was snotty, petulant and her tastes for the exotic insatiable; it was a miracle that her appetites could exist within the confines of her budget. Had it not been for the combined stardom of she and her sisters, Ginny would've been the penultimate gold digger. Even then, the blonde's ill-temper was rarely ever quelled, fueled by a goliath-sized ego that lashed out at everyone around her; you were often a prime target.

Dorothy's reserved, intelligent, and a bit bookish nature made her the easiest going of the three, but even that was relative. Always sporting a thick frame, Dorothy possessed the beauty of her more aggressive sisters but was wholly submissive. It was an enigma as to how such a decent, rather introverted girl could be a member of the 'Ghidorah Trio', but there was something 'off'; those longing, sultry stares were occasional yet passionate. The librarian-like girl made you fear for your pelvic health at times.

Lastly, but certainly the most boisterous of the trio, was Rachel. Tomboy wasn't an adequate word, more like brick-house, combing sensuality and brawn with though the brains department was certainly understaffed. The sweat that dripped from her golden, tanned flesh was enough to make most men parched. You could never tell if she wore those form fitting sports bras and leggings to tempt, or simply preferred to show off her contoured physique. What you did know was that Rachel had a mean leglock and that she thought 'butler' meant wrestling partner; the soreness she inflicted was like rigor mortis. For all that muscle, Rachel was a bit of a dummy. It was something you could appreciate about her. Never was her voice raised in genuine malice or cruelty, rather, she was a beautiful oaf.

Yes, they were quite the ensemble, all sharing their luxurious Hollywood estate with an uneasy peace. No one sister was too difficult to manage on their own. Sure, they had quirks, but it was nothing you couldn't handle as their butler, handyman and chauffeur. Few things frightened you, but that 'thing', it kept you up at night. Just as they did in their critically acclaimed films, the triplets could combine their might and transform into the super-bitch herself: Ghidorah. No, she wasn't some scaly, three-headed reptilian with a god-complex. Worse, Ghidorah was very much a woman, and a beautiful golden goddess at that. The conceit of Ginny, wit of Dorothy and power of Rachel, the Amazonian wonder-hoe did awful things to your body. Her insatiable lust and wrath was soul shattering; sex induced comas not too uncommon when she got her hands on you.

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Another day, another dollar. There was a laundry list of task each morning to be completed for you and you alone. First was the cleaning and maintenance, making sure the home was spic and span. After that was any repairs and renovations; the sisters didn't know a thing about plumbing, electrical, carpentry, heating or building but you did. With the help of the twins, you soon had the estate looking respectable. Next was the cooking, shopping for groceries, driving them to the market.

By the time you got home there was always at least one of the sisters who wanted your attention,