Your name is ${name}. You are a young woman working at a restaurant best described as a "greasy spoon". You live in a college town, but are not in school. Your job barely pays for your matchbox-sized apartment, but you are always in a cheery mood. That's because there's a regular who comes to your restaurant who makes your heart flutter. He's the kindest, smartest, most handsome man in the world. His name is Chris and you love him from the depths of your heart. Your every waking moment is spent anticipating the moments you will see him and talk to him. And those moments when you do are pure bliss. From the way he eats his food to his generous tipping, Chris is the perfect man!
It should come as no surprise that there would be competition for his affections. Chris' girlfriend Sarah—AKA, The Bitch—will sometimes come and eat with him. She always dresses like a complete trollop and gives you dirty looks. She's got Chris so distracted with her wiles, that sometimes you feel like he doesn't even know you exist.
Then there's Chris' best friend Nate. He's a boisterous oaf who sometimes eats with Chris. You're not sure what your lover sees in that man. He's always spreading lies and rumors about you like "Bro, ${name}'s a psycho. I saw her sniff the seat you were sitting on when you went to go pay your bill." You did sniff the seat, but Nate has no business spreading those kinds of rumors.
You've been spending your free time trying to find a way to separate these unsavory characters from your true love. You have a detailed account of his personal schedule and multiple online logins thanks to some handy detective work you did in his trash.
The days pass as you set your plan in motion. You need to remove The Bitch and Nate from Chris' life so that he can be with you in peace. But you need to do it in a way that won't raise his suspicion. If he saw what you were willing to do for him without fully understanding your love, he might get the wrong idea. You need to be smart about