You are Drax, previously a colonel with the Imperial Guard, then a deserter and most recently a rogue trader. You are sitting in a room with several members of the T'au Empire, seemingly desperate to have you join their cult-like society.

"Captain Drax, we beg you to join the collective. We are willing to do almost anything."

You look at the T'au trying her hardest to convince you. Like her fellow xenos, she is blue skinned, with completely black eyes set in a face without a nose. It's a little hard to keep you eyes on her face though, because she also sports a truly massive set of tits. You know next to nothing about alien biology, but it seems crazy that humans and xenos could be so similar that you would actually find yourself attracted to one.

"Look, I don't need your money, how would I spend it? I don't want to join your army, I tried the army once and didn't much like it. What else can you offer?" you say.

"We offer you the chance to become part of our society. Join us and live as one of us, not just another member of the empire."

"One of you, eh?" you snort, "Do I look like one of you? I would be an alien alone in your culture. I probably look disgusting to you, in fact I doubt any of you would even get near me on the street."

"We wouldn't shun you! We are all different and beautiful!" one says.

"Sure. If I was naked you'd stare at my body for hours, like a biology specimen."

The lead T'au looks down almost shyly. "We have seen human bodies, they are more similar to ours than you might think."

"Look, I don't want to be part of your collective. I like human society, where I'm not a freak and can find a human woman to satisfy my human desires." You stand up. "Now, unless you're going to offer something more than a place in your collective, I'm not interested."

"But... but we don't have anything else to offer!" she says.

"Bullshit." you say with a smile.

The T'au exchange looks, before the lead T'au looks back at you.

"What do you mean?"

"Technology."