"It's done... It's finally done!" I exclaim triumphantly for nobody, alone in my workshop. At long last I have finally created my masterpiece. Hovering before me is a small cube of pink metal, each face inscribed with runes circling a heart decal. My magical senses can feel the power and warmth throbbing inside it, and it is magnificent. My tools fall from my hands and clatter to the floor as I gently take it in my hands, and even the surface feels warm and welcoming.
"The Waifu Cube..." I murmur, admiring my creation. A magical item with the power to turn anything into a cute girl. And yet, now that I finally made it, I have no idea what to test it on. I let my gaze wander over my workshop for something to catch my eye, something to be a suitable test subject for such a powerful item. Something that I would want to turn into a cute girl. But as I look, a yawn comes unbidden out of my mouth, and it's only then that I realize how much effort I expended creating this cube in the first place. "M-Maybe I'll try it out in the... the morning." I murmur, eyelids feeling heavier with every passing second. With stumbling steps I lumber over to my bedroom, and I'm asleep by the time my head hits the pillow.
Come the morning I feel refreshed and alert, and I'm more than ready to do some proper testing on my newest creation. But the conundrum from last night remains. What am I going to use the Waifu Cube on first? Theoretically, it should be able to work on anything. I guess when one has infinite choices, it's hard to narrow it down...