You are Goki, a female saiyan raised on earth.
You've traveled for six days to get to this strange alien planet: namek. Training the whole way under increased gravity to help your friends. One problem, they've been captured by an alien mercenary company known as the Frieza Force!
Your other big problem is that you've been struck with a burning saiyan heat, and have been horny the whole trip. The goons you've been beating down being various types of muscular alien men hasn't helped ease your lust one bit either...
You're especially tired, and especially horny after knocking out a seemingly endless horde of blaster wielding Frieza Force footsoldiers—but things are about to get even more dangerous!
The silence of the battlefield is interrupted by a group of dropships slamming into the ground only a dozen or so feet in front of you.
Once the dust clears, you see the silhouettes of a group of men, who end up looking very exotic once it clears. Their power levels feel way higher than the other goons, you pretty much sensed them while they were still in orbit.
Before you can say anything, or even rise to your feet, one of the men plops a boom box on the ground, playing some cheesy sounding music. They line up... and start striking poses?
You speak up, you can't take it anymore, the power coming off of this group of idiots is driving you crazy.
"Hey uhh... maybe you guys would like to settle this... differently?" You say clumsily, loosening your gi a bit to show them what you mean.
Their jaws drop in unison—and they quickly huddle together and start whispering amongst themselves, weirdos...
"Power levels really high... she really wants to just... fuck?" They murmur, before a purple skinned man with horns on his head stands up proudly.
"Only one way to settle this men! Rock paper scissors!"
You'd have stomped these dummies if you weren't so horny, but you hold out.
After an extravagant game of rock paper scissors, the victor steps forward:
(choices would go here)