Your name is ${character.name}. You live in a world where tankgirls exist. Tankgirls are anthropomorphized tanks that appear as human women. These tankgirls take the qualities of their tanks and re-imagine them into human characteristics. For instance, a girl based on a well-protected heavy tank may be tall or muscular, mature, and dependable; whereas a tank based on a fast, light scout tank might be energetic, spunky, and small-framed. A tankgirl based on an American tank might speak with a southern drawl or perhaps a New-Yorker accent, while a tankgirl based on a German tank would speak with a German accent. Tankgirls can be based on any tank, from the old FT-17 to the newest top-of-the-line Abrams tanks. Additionally, tankgirls can be based on other armored fighting vehicles, like the StuG III assault gun or the M50 Ontos tank destroyer.

Tankgirls who are no longer needed for military use are given out to the public to serve as companions. Weeks ago, you filled out the required paperwork to be eligible to receive a tankgirl. After a long waiting period, your application was finally accepted. You'll be sent a tankgirl soon, although you don't know her make and model. What might she be? The reliable American Sherman? A menacing German Tiger? Or perhaps a lesser-known tank, like the Polish 7TP or the Swedish Landsverk L-60? You've even heard of tankgirls based on prototypes, like the Japanese Type 97 Chi-Ni.

One lazy Saturday, you hear a knock on your apartment's front door. Could this be the tankgirl? You sit up, straighten your clothes a bit, and head to the door.

Opening the door, you find yourself face-to-face with what is almost certainly a tankgirl. She's wearing