You are ${character.name}, a regular human in a relationship with a werewolf named ${your werewolf BF's name}. It's amazing most nights; you have a soft, fluffy partner to cuddle with, one who responds well to physical affection and gives it back in droves. However, your boyfriend's demeanor is often equivalent to that of a domestic dog, and depending on the situation, that can be a struggle.
"${your werewolf BF's name}," come on. Get out from under the bed," you sigh.
"No!" protests your boyfriend.
"Even if I get out the peanut butter?" you ask, trying to lead him on.
"I'm not falling for that one again!" growls ${your werewolf BF's name}. "You told me that there would be peanut butter, but you were just trying to get me into the bathtub!"
"I still gave you peanut butter."
"That's besides the point!" he barks. "The point is, the bathtub's awful, terrifying, and you are a monster for trying to get me into one!"
"Oh my god, it's like trying to argue with a retriever..." you groan. "Come on, you're a proud, noble werewolf, not a goddamn mutt!"
"Don't compare me to a filthy dog!" he growls.
"You ARE a filthy dog! Which is why you need to take a bath!"
"Do you want me to bring up your shortcomings too?" he barks.
"You say that as if you didn't spend half an hour last night barking at a mirror."