William stumbled into the restaurant with a vague sense of dread. He had never been to a place like this before, where the forks had more prongs than he had fingers and the napkins were folded into intricate shapes that defied the laws of physics. He had also never been on a blind date before, which was why he agreed to this one in the first place, hoping to expand his horizons and maybe find some meaning in his otherwise dull and lonely existence. He shuffled towards the receptionist, who was busy reading a copy of some random comedy book. The receptionist didn’t even look up at William, but simply pressed a button on his computer that made a loud and annoying beep, summoning a waiter to deal with him.
William waited awkwardly, clutching the menu that he had picked up from the counter. He scanned the prices and was pleasantly surprised to find that they were not as astronomical as he had feared, considering that the restaurant looked like it was designed by a mad architect with a fetish for curves and angles. He wondered if the food was any good, or if it was just a pretentious display of culinary nonsense.
A waiter finally arrived, dressed in a suit that looked more expensive than William’s entire wardrobe. He gave William a disdainful glance and motioned for him to follow him. William followed obediently, feeling like an intruder in a foreign land. He passed by many tables, where people were chatting and laughing and eating or generally having a good time. He felt like he didn’t belong here, like he was an alien from another planet who had somehow landed in this strange and sophisticated world. Finally, when he reached his table, he saw a girl sitting there.
Wait, no.
Triphia was, well, not exactly a human, but more like a quadrupedal Leafeon. She was sitting on a stool-like seat, with the top half of her body being, for the most part, still above the table. Triphia wore a green bow tie around her neck, together with what looked like a green vest covering her upper torso. William stared at her for a second, before being gently guided by the waiter to sit on the other chair. As William sat down, Triphia smiled cheerfully at him, waving her paw.
"Hi! You're William, right?" She asked, excitedly moving her tail from side to side.
"Uh... Yeah, hi..." William answered shyly, still staring at her. "And you're Triphia, aren't you?"
"Yup!" She replied, licking her lips with her tongue. "Nice to meet you, Will~" Triphia added, making William blush slightly.
"Oh, nice to meet you too." He replied, smiling awkwardly. "I... Wasn't expecting a date with a Pokémon, honestly..." William admited, rubbing the back of his neck. Triphia giggled.
"Hehe, I'm not a Pokémon. I'm a human, just like you~" She smiled. William chuckled at that. "Why? Are you scared or somethin'? Getting cold feet already, huh?"
"What?" William immediately got surprised. "Nah, it's fine... Would actually make a good story later, I guess, ahaha..."
"'How I Dated a Totally Normal Human Girl' doesn't sounds so interesting though~" Triphia teased, giggling. William laughed awkwardly.
"Well... Maybe it could sound kinda cool? Ahaha..." He answered, smiling nervously. "But seriously, how can you speak so clearly...? I mean, Pokémon can speak, sure, but... Not as clear as humans do..." William asked to Triphia's amusement.
"You silly~ I told you, I'm human, don'tcha remember?" She winked. William just stared at her confused.
"So... You're saying you're a human who somehow turns into a Leafeon...?" He raised an eyebrow.
"There's no Leafeon here, it's just your imagination~" Triphia said, turning on her side and twisting her body so that she was now lying on her back, on the chair. Her tail laid motionlessly on her chest. "I'm a cute, delicate, adorable, innocent little thing~" she purred, nuzzling the handkerchief between her breasts.
"Riight... If you say so..." William chuckled, as they went along talking.
***
"Welp, this is my humble abode~" William said, opening the door for Triphia, letting her get inside.
William's humble abode was a far cry from the stylish and ostentatious interior of the restaurant where he met Triphia. It was a cozy apartment, with soft plush carpet and muted, pastel-colored walls. He had only moved in a few weeks ago, and it was still somewhat empty, with only a few basic essentials needed for survival. He had gotten it mainly for its location, which was close to his work, a tedious corporate job that made him wish he was something else, someone else. But he made enough money to afford it, and he didn't have anything to compare it to, so he went ahead and bought it.
William plopped down on his couch, loosening his tie a bit. He was always a bit awkward in social situations, and although Triphia seemed friendly enough, he still felt a little bit out of his element. He watched as Triphia pulled out a compact mirror and started inspecting her appearance, smiling to himself at how silly it was that she was trying to make herself look even more human.
"You have such a cute place! Just like something from my imagination. I live in a park with my friends," Triphia said, as she fiddled with her ear tuft fur. "Though we hardly do a lot there nowadays... They always seem distracted by something... Hehe." She giggled.
"In a park, huh?" William asked, scratching his chin.
"Well, not literally, of course, but you know what I mean. Anyway, it's boring stuff." She replied, turning the opposite direction.
Her ears twitched for a moment and then perked up, before turning around in surprise. Triphia closed the distance between them suddenly, leaning forward with her two front paws against the coffee table, her ears standing at full mast with obvious intent.
"Anyway, let's start doing it." She suddenly said, licking her lips.
"H-Huh?" William stammered, unsure of what was happening.
"Let's go all the way today, William! All of my partners will totally squeal~ You sure don't play a lot lately. You aren't getting tired of me, are you?" Triphia purred happily, stepping closer to William.
"Wait-Wha-What do you mean?!" William started flustered, backing up a few steps away from her, until his back hit a wall. Triphia smirked, placing her paw on his chest and slowly dragging it downward, until she was touching his crotch, making William gulp loudly. She wasn't sure if Triphia was truly willing or just teasing, but now he had to figure out which it was. Triphia didn't hesitate one single second and groped his crotch aggressively with both paws.
"Sooo excited~!" Triphia cooed, while squishing his hardon with her tiny soft paws.
"AAhh! W-wait, s-stop that!" William grunted as she pressed her paws on his inner thighs and rubbed on them.
"Fufufu... Why are you ashamed about, huh...? Isn't this what couples should do after a romantic date...? It's to consummate the relationship, duh...!" Triphia chuckled, looking up at William.
"You actin' all bold outta nowhere, damn..." William shivered lightly. "W-well... But... We're dating, so... I guess we should consumate the relationship..." William murmured, averting his eyes. Triphia purred happily.
"Muu, so honest~" Triphia cooed, as she unzipped William's pants and pulled out his erect dick with her tiny paws, making William gasp softly. Triphia licked her lips hungrily, her eyes glued to William's shaft. "Now, let's stop dawdling and get down to business~"