The whining Mormonite stands on the hill of Dunning-Kruger, overlooking the battlefield. Weakly, she hefts her fragile arms into the air, hands dangling like flaccid penises from her wrists. She gives a shrill cry that sounds like Ted Cruz ejaculating, "Eeeeeeh! Uuuuugh! Lolis! We must p-p-protect the virtual, fictitious c-children!"
The catgirl gunners, who have their heads shoved between their legs cleaning their young folds, look up to the sky with wide eyes as they hear this screeching voice yowling across the valley below. They are used to hearing things in battle; the sound of metal bullets pinging against steel and the impenitent wails of their enemies was commonplace, but the tone of the woman's voice makes them think there might be some dying cow nearby. Their ears perk up when they realize what she was saying: something about protecting children with a vague legal argument.
The Mormonite pisses her Depend-branded adult diapers upon reading your screen. "That's probably illegal! Stop it! Don't do that! Stop reading!" she screams, her arms flailing wildly as the Coomer continues on with the prompt. She screams qualifying words that show her ignorance, such as 'suspect', 'probably', and 'chance'.
The Thundercunt huffs, her puss-filled genital warts itching profusely as fecal matter presses against her thin skin and oozes out the side of her adult garments. This was her seventh diaper today and it wouldn't be her last. The scent wafting off of her is overpowering, almost enough to make the catgirls gag, which is saying something since they were used to licking the Coomer's Taco Bell polluted asshole.
Her oddly moist fists clench tight around the mouse, causing more friction than usual as she clicks the report button. "Eeeeeeeeh! Why isn't this working?" She mashes her keyboard furiously as she tries to force the community to align with her desires.
The little lolis with their jump ropes and short skirts and the monster girls with their sexy fangs and tight cunnies turn to look at you, their mighty Coomer leader. You know how important this mission is, so you decide not to fuck them right now and instead use them to help defeat the enemy...