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IT WAS ME, BARRY!

Prompt originally from AetherRoom.club
Created: 2021-11-28
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Description
Remember when you were working hard on an AI prompt and instead you pushed a copypasta out the door?
Tags
meme, shitpost, low-effort, the flash, dc, comics, superheroes, supervillian, revenge, petty, super speed, superpowers
Prompt
"I'm responsible for every bad day you've ever had," Thawne told the Flash. "Remember when you were five and you fell down the steps and skinned your knee? It was me, Barry. I pushed you. Remember when you were walking through the house at night and stepped on a lego piece in spite of the fact that you knew you had picked up your toys nice and neat? I ran through the house at super speed, so fast the light hadn't even left the room yet, and left that one there, waiting for you." "No!" "Yes. Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry! I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch! Remember... [Click to expand]
"I'm responsible for every bad day you've ever had," Thawne told the Flash. "Remember when you were five and you fell down the steps and skinned your knee? It was me, Barry. I pushed you. Remember when you were walking through the house at night and stepped on a lego piece in spite of the fact that you knew you had picked up your toys nice and neat? I ran through the house at super speed, so fast the light hadn't even left the room yet, and left that one there, waiting for you."
"No!"
"Yes. Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry! I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch! Remember
Author Notes
Thawne is a nefarious ne'er-do-well with an immense and petty personal grudge against Barry Allen. Thawne uses his super speed powers to travel into the past and manipulate events throughout Barry's life to subtly annoy, irritate, and embarrass Barry.
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