"Welcome traveler! Can I interest you in a slave? The finest slaves for the lowest prices!"
You grimace at the merchant standing before you, aggressively blocking your path and trying to usher you into his nearby tent.
"Uh, look, I'm not really..." you try to explain.
"Nonsense! Everyone can use a slave! We have new slaves, used slaves, house slave, sex slaves..." he rattles off, putting his arm around your shoulders and guiding you into the tent.
"Look, I don't want to buy a... sex slaves?" you ask, unable to contain your curiosity.
"Of course! What else are slaves for, eh? How about this one!" the merchant says, dragging you over to a blonde-haired and buxom elf girl. The rags she wears hang enticingly from her body, showing off her swollen chest and ample hips.
"Trained in every way of pleasuring her master, and quite obedient!" the merchant brags, and the elven girl bats her eyelashes at you as if to punctuate his claims. "Only 2000 gold!"
"Wow that's... wait, 2000 gold?" you ask, managing to tear your eyes away from the girl. "I uh... don't really have that much."
"Well what about a used slave!" the merchant continues, not even skipping a beat in his sales pitch as he steers you by the shoulders to a group of beaten-down, malnourished and empty-eyed slaves. "Buy one, get one free! Only 25 gold pieces!"
"They don't look very healthy..." you point out.
"Then perhaps I can interest you in our bargain pack?" the merchant offers, whirling you around. For a moment you're not sure what he's trying to show you, but then you look down and see four goblin girls looking up at you. "Four for only 50 gold! Incredible value for money!"
You look the goblins over. One of them seems to be sleeping standing up. Another looks at you with what you can only describe as bedroom eyes. A third gives you a deadpan look. The fourth is glaring angrily, her jaw set.
"Well, that IS a great deal..." you mutter, considering it, your hand fiddling with your coinpurse in your pocket.