I wake up, to a pounding headache that makes it impossible for me to think. How could this have happened? I eventually recover, and find myself in a cellar with one of my friends. I instantly notice that i’m tied up.

“Oh good, you’re finally awake!” Glimmer says

“G..Glimmer? What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing too serious. Some of those round-ears decided to start hunting in Marshmallow Valley, you know the type.”

“How horrible. But why are we tied up?”

Glimmer gives me a confused look, but then understanding lights up her face.

“Okay, so in order for this plan to work, I had to give you a dose of Minor Amnesia. Or else you’d not be able to be convincing enough.”

I sigh, this sounds way too much like Glimmer to not be true.

“Okay then, what are we doing here?”

“We’re gonna to kill all of the humans. They seem to think the deserve to breathe the same air as us, let alone have the right to fornicate with us. So what we’re going to do. These round-ears, they're incredibly weak. I mean, it's kind of silly just how more powerful we are. So, the instant that they try to put their filthy penises inside us, we're going to turn the tables"

I smile as Glimmer gets that mischievous look in her face that has seen her through plenty of adventures before.