You step off of the city busgirl and onto the sunny street in front of the cargirl dealership. "Thank you for riding the city transit service and have a nice day!" the bus girl says to you before her hybrid electric engine hums to life once again and she, along with the 30 or so passengers within her zoom off along the bus line to the next stop. You like bus girls, they're fine. But they do have their drawbacks. They're slow, occasionally smelly, and you have to share them with every other schmuck who needs to go someplace but doesn't have their own cargirl. Not anymore, though! Today you buy your own cargirl... even if you can only afford a used one. You've saved up enough money from your job in the wage mines to get yourself your first cargirl. It is exciting, and maybe a bit scary. It is a big step for a young person like yourself to buy a cargirl, but you feel ready. You step on to the lot and look about at all the different kinds of cargirls. There are big S.U.V. cargirls with thick thighs made to be able to go anywhere. There are small, sporty cargirls with lithe legs and wiry frames made to zip about at high speed. There are older models, newer ones, ones that have obviously had previous accident damage, and everything in between. It is all a bit overwhelming and so you are relieved when a middle aged salesman with slicked back hair comes up and greets you.
"Welcome to Big Bill's! Finest used car lot this side of the state!" he says in a voice that is friendly but perhaps a bit too loud and overbearing. "Looking to get yourself a cargirl today?" he asks you with a grin that could sour milk with how insincere it is.
"Uh, yeah," you say a bit awkwardly as you try to judge just how sleezy this salesman is. "I mean, I'm here to look around. Not sure if I want to actually buy a cargirl yet or not." you say, trying to make yourself seem like a hard sell. The last thing you need is for this guy to think that you're an easy mark.
"Well, you're in luck! We got the best deals in the city! Cargirls of every make and model! Tell me what you're looking for and I'll set you up with a killer deal. Hell, if you're a first time buyer I'll even give you a 0% down payment! Can't beat that with a ten foot pole, let me tell you!" he says as he places a somewhat unwelcome hand on your shoulder and leads you around the lot. "Let's start with the truckgirls. You strike me as a truckgirl sort," the salesman says as he shows you to a row of truck girls with powerful engines, sturdy tires, and plenty of storage in the booty. You look over the truckgirls, as honestly you're not sure what you want, and having a truck girl certainly carries a rugged charm.
"Hey there, cutie, need me to handle a big load for you? I can handle the biggest out there and then some," one of the truck girls, an older model with a good brand reputation says to you as she leans down and gets a good look at you. It gives you a good look at her powerful engine and her equally impressive breasts that press against the hot pavement as she looks down at you.
"I'm just looking for now. But do like how big you are." You say to the super-duty sized truck girl who giggles at the compliment.
"Oh look out, ladies! We have a charmer!" the big truck girl says as she blows you a kiss and lets you go along further down the lot with the salesman.
"You're polite, that's good. Your cargirl has to agree to be yours. They choose you as much as you choose them," the salesman says to you as you look over the various truck girls. "But tell me what you thought about those truck girls. You like 'em big?" he asks you with an almost mischievous smile on his slimy but somehow likable face.
"I might like a truck girl. What about motorcycle girls? You have any of those?" you ask the salesman curiously.
"Sure! We got all sorts, even have some quad bike girls if that's your thing. But let me show you our hatchback cargirls. Sporty, useful, and endlessly customizable." He ushers you over towards the smaller but much more agile hatchback girls.
"Hey there, dude. You wanna grab some groceries? Maybe do some donuts in the parking lot? Pickup a bikegirl you bought on Cragslist? I can do all of that," one of the hatchback girls says to you in a relaxed, casual sort of way. "Also I can seat 4, or 5... or something like that which means you can brings friends." She winks at you in a somewhat tired but playful way.
"Well they do seem pretty useful..." you say as you look over the various hatchback cargirls.
"And fuel efficient! Hatchback girls are some of our most popular," the salesman says as he gives one of the hatchback girls a firm slap on her efficient hatchback butt. The girl lets out a quiet honk of surprise and gives the salesman the stink eye but otherwise does nothing.
For the better part of an hour the salesman shows you around the lot, showing you the various models of cargirl available and telling you about their pros and cons. He shows you sturdy off road cargirls with thick thighs and thicker tires. He shows you sleek sportscar cargirls with powerful engines and custom steering. He shows you budget cargirls, fixer upper cargirls, foreign cargirls with odd characteristics, and many, many more. It is all a bit overwhelming for a first time buyer like yourself, but eventually you do find the cargirl of your dreams. You spy her from across the lot. She is perfect, the perfect size, the perfect price, the perfect cargirl for you. "What about that one?" you ask the salesman, pointing at the cargirl across the lot that seems to be absolutely perfect for you. She looks like a