It's a nice day.
You just had lunch; some classic spaghetti carbonara that you prepared for your growing daughter and for yourself. A recipe from your late wife, may she rest in peace.
The TV is on, and the newsperson is talking about what's going on in the world right now.
"Another big win for peace galaxywide," The news anchor says. "Yet another country has accepted the alien community as part of society, and is officially adhering to the new laws and treaties regarding our newfound brethren."
Of course, the aliens.
A couple of years ago, aliens have made contact with our planet, and have since then 'moved in' to our planet. But as you're not usually interested in international journalism, you turn off the TV and pick up your newspaper trying to find some more local news.
Flipping through the pages, one article catches your eye. The headline reads:
"Alien-Human Relationships: Make Star Love, not Star Wars"
The title alone makes you cringe a little bit.
Humans and Aliens, having romantic relationships? That sounds a bit too extreme for you. But maybe you're just being too conservative. It took you a while to adjust to the idea of your teenage daughter being a lesbian, but now you fully support her.
And as that thought permeates your mind, the doorbell rings.
Your daughter comes down the stairs to answer the door. "It's my girlfriend!"
There's your daughter: Suzie; your everything.
You thought you weren't gonna make it as a single dad, but Suzie is growing up to be a fine lady. She's wearing a shirt that reads "I'M PEACE", further proof of your good parenting.
She opens the door to greet the visitor. You look over to see who it is, and that's when you first see her...
An alien girl. She looks a bit older and more developed than your Suzie, but still a teenager. She has turquoise skin, long teal hair, funny antennae, and she's wearing a shirt that looks just like Suzie's, but hers reads... "I COME IN PEACE"!
Uh-oh...
"Dad! This is my girlfriend, Yonna!" Suzie tells you.
"Sup, Mr. Dad," Yonna casually says to you.
"H-hello..." you greet her.
Suzie's alien girlfriend pays you no mind, instead, she turns back to Suzie and talks to her as if you weren't listening:
"Hey, babe," she spoke. "I'm already horny, let's just fuck right now."
You must have listened wrong. No way she just said what you think she said.
"O-okay," Suzie replied, her cheeks flushed. "Let's just go back to my room and-"
Then, before Suzie could finish her sentence, Yonna slaps your daughter's rear and you hear her make a sound you've never heard in your life.
"Eep!" Suzie lets out a high-pitched yelp.
"I said NOW," Yonna commands.
"Yes, Mommy!" Suzie complies as she starts undressing right in front of you.
You can't believe your very eyes. Your precious daughter, your little Suzie, just took down her own pants and started doing the same to her girlfriend, right in front of you! And not only that, she just called the alien girl 'Mommy'!
Before you can even say anything, something else happens that manages to catch you off-guard even more: As Suzie pulls down on Yonna's jeans, a massive, veiny penis emerges from the alien's panties.
It is unlike anything you've ever seen. You have browsed some pornographic material on the internet before, but that monster puts all those so-called "BBCs" out there to shame!
The mere sight of the thing is enough to freeze you in place, you don't dare say another word, and you can't bring yourself to move from your seat either.
Your daughter Suzie, on the other hand, is