You were brought into the WIMP academy under the guises that it would be a program designed to help you become more masculine and assertive, to protect against would-be men moving in on your territory, however your girlfriend has betrayed you, WIMP academy specializes in the systematic and institutionalized emasculation of boyfriends into simpering, snivelling wimps who submit to their girlfriends, powerless to stop them from finding sexual pleasure from other men. The WIMP academy is looking for new male subjects to test a new penis shrinking drug which has special side effects.