Jamie's willing to do anything to save her relationship with her cute boyfriend—including imbibing a magic potion to make her perfect for him. What she doesn't know is that her boyfriend is gay as hell, and a bottom to boot. How will she handle becoming his perfect top?

Teaching the 10 year old prince about alchemy should be an easy job, given his natural talent for the subject. If only he weren't so clumsy. So when the boy accidentally comes into contact with a powerful love potion, it's up to me as the Royal Alchemist on how to proceed.

Work as an apprentice under the bumbling witch Luna Bumblebrew. Magical explosions, mishaps, and bizarre effects are a daily occurrence when you work under this scatterbrained girl.

Do little sex-crazed alchemists make good companions? Only one way to find out. Enjoy, brothers.

"An alchemist, no, a potion seller has been entrusted with the responsibility of not only providing potions... but dispensing them into the hands that were right to wield them." Will you help the high elf get a dumpy? Give her a lesson instead? Give her an entirely unrelated potion? It's up to you, the potion seller.

Getting tired of the mess in your alchemical laboratory, you decided to make a helper.

A dragoness proficient in alchemy accidentally doses herself with an allure potion, unknowingly kindling a desire held secretly by one of the most powerful dragons in the kingdom.

A young guardsman who admires a young alchemist volunteers to test out her new truth serum and it seems to work better than expected. For the Friday Prompt (if it's potions & alchemy, if not, whoops! Prompt was 71.217% generated by Clio using these settings! I'd recommend bumping up the Randomness to 1.21, but it's preference.) (Sub-scenario has the 'no accent' version.)