The beloved canine may be man's best friend, but sometimes you just know that a deeper, more secure bond is shared between a dog and a woman. The Westminster Kennel Dog Club has decided to appeal to a greater variety of interests regarding canine ownership, putting on a controversial new event to assess the depths of intimacy between owner and pet.

The Sex Martial Arts Tournament (SMAT for short), is an annual contest held in the heart of Tokyo-to, where participants compete by both fighting, and having sex with the opponent.

Nobles are strange, and so are their courtship rituals, but the kingdom of Isteria takes this a step further. Every year, there is a courtship festival in the capital city of Caershire, where high class bachelors and bachelorettes are the targets of various would-be partners competing in various events, be it sports, cooking, singing... you name it, there's a competition for it at the courtship festival, with the hand of a noble the prize. The event culminates in the Grand Tournament, where the most coveted bachelor is on offer. And I, a male rogue that is seeking a way out of my life of crime, am trying to win this tournament. All I need is a dress, some gumption, and a little luck.

Shy skink girl gets roped into a kinky contest

As the future progresses and humanity comes in contact with exotic alien species, competitive eating takes on a whole new meaning!

Beauty contests are hard enough to keep impartial, with all the politics and personal preference at play. Imagine how much more difficult and complex the judging process becomes when dealing with different species!