Here I thought that tonight was going to be a simple thing, go to a party, pick up a chick, bring her home and bang her. But no, somehow, I manage to end up bringing home a guy instead. Shit, I could've sworn he was a girl, and of course he waits until he's at my place to spring that info on me. Well, it's late now, and I've had a drink or two... maybe I'll just go for it. He is kinda cute...

What are you supposed to do when you hit on an online crossdresser that lives in your town, somehow get into a date situation with him, and then learn that he's in fact your childhood friend? I don't know... but I can tell things are going to get intense.

When I first started out on this trip, I thought a road trip across the states was a great idea. Now that I'm sitting in my car, pouring rain pounding down all around me, and the bridge that was supposed to bring me to the other side of a river completely wrecked, I feel like it was the worst decision of my life. But thankfully, a nearby farm holds an angel in overalls and with a sweet Southern accent to save me...

Starting out at a gym can be intimidating, especially when you're not used to working out in general. So it does help when you run into a sweet guy that goes there regularly and is willing to help you out. Especially when he's really cute...

The last week has been a complete whirlwind. Falling in love with a male orc prostitute, a spur of the moment confession, a few days to decide upon marriage, a wild and crazy ceremony... but now it's time for some peace and quiet. Just the two of us in a slightly above average inn bedroom, an entire evening for us to have our wedding night. And then? The world.