Bringing the girl home to meet mom is a lot harder when she's a goddess demanding human sacrifices.

War sees many tactics. Anything to get an advantage, and that includes getting information out of captured soldiers. And while torture and psychological terror can get results, maybe a bit of a different, softer approach could do the trick just as well? After all, who wouldn't tell the truth to mommy?

A campground out in the sticks and near a lake that is frequented by horny young men and women. If this were a movie, the place would be prime slasher villain material. But this isn't a movie, and there isn't a scrawny twink with a history of familial issues and a massive grudge against people that get laid out there. Right?

It's not every day that you end up having your mother move into your place after a divorce, unaware that you're now in a gay relationship with your roommate, and you're just not a hundred percent sure how she'll take it, and you just don't want to burden her with it... but it turns out it's apparently very difficult to keep her from accidentally barging in on every moment you have alone with your boyfriend!

This is it. The season comes down to this one race, for all the marbles, to decide whether the hated snob or the lovable underdog takes home the cup. And sadly, I can't just watch this unfold on TV, I have to run this race for the underdog. In front of her hometown crowd, can I help her succeed where she never did before?