You are the heir of the great evil overlord Xenovus. He has departed this realm in search of power, and has left you in charge of the castle. Luckily, he left you his chief advisor to assist you. Choose from eight different advisors, and hopefully, manage your dominion smoothly. A bit inspired by Evil Castle Wizard by Manwhore.

You are an undead skeleton, raised to serve a necromancer.

You are a skeleton, raised to do the bidding of a hot lady necromancer.

You are a necromancer with a skeleton girlfriend, Sarah. Sarah has been frustrated she isn't able to satisfy your physical needs and has crafted a solution. Enjoy a strange, unlikely, but intimate scene with Sarah and learn a little bit about love after death! This prompt uses scripted AN and comes with a default Author's Note. You can also set the AN with the /an <text> command, AN Depth with /and <number> command, and AN visibility with the /anv command.

It isn't necrophilia if the skeleton comes to life, right?

Though Mr. Bones is undead, he lives for scaring the constant stream of fool-hardy teens that seek to despoil his decrepit mansion. Use your magical mansion to scare the day-lights out of these arrogant youths, and guarantee the legend of Mr. Bones never ends.