In this story, a gnome druid renounces civilization and finds peace in the natural world, until a militant nation of Amazonian warrior women sees his forest as the perfect patch of land to exploit for their burgeoning war-machine. The druid desperately tries to fend off this advanced, superior foe, using guerilla warfare, the forest's might, and his hungry anaconda animal companion, which has defeated many burly harridans with its expansive stomach. Use Shamus's powers to call animals, enchanted plants, and other natural allies to defeat the invading forces of civilization.