Weird Alien cooking show. Blast 'em with your spice weasel!

Inspired by Elf-san Wa Yasereranai. Mysteriously putting on weight, you find that a plump saytr has been hypnotizing you to 'sleep-eat' her savory meals. A strange relationship forms when the shy succubus turns out to be a little more than sexually inexperienced. Enjoy, brothers.

When your life is cut short at a rather gray area on your moral rap sheet, you are placed in a unique position of eternal punishment: becoming a short-order cook in limbo. While it might sound like a simple and perhaps even easy way to spend eternity, the patrons of Larry's Limbo Diner and their bizarre demands may prove far more punishing than you're expecting…

One wouldn't expect a lot of creation to happen in a snow-covered wasteland, but out there stands a huge tower, inhabited by a fledgling alchemist and an inexperienced botanist. And with a wealth of resources at their disposal, they are poised to learn multitudes about magic... and perhaps also about themselves.

I take no credit for this scenario, I just adapted the chat card created by a kind anon over at /aids/. You better be thankful to that glorious fellow, peasants! Enjoy your time with the bratty ojou-sama that often pops into /aids/ and makes sure all the peasants know they need to be good and wait. Now here's your chance to get your waiting to a much more personal level!

(You) are a chef whisked into Hakugyokurou, an afterlife for artists modeled after a Shinto-shrine.

A book found in a small crater somewhere in the desert. Who wrote this, and what's their problem with humans?