Your friend tried to warn you, tried to dissuade you, but you didn't listen. Now you find yourself face to face with the most evil, nefarious, insidious creature in all of creation... La Duende!

SPIRIT PHONE INSPIRES ME

I suppose once you've gotten high enough, anything can make sense. So being convinced that there's a cryptid hiding out in Yellowstone National Park that can be attracted by being gay is entirely possible. And that's what I've gotten myself into.

You are a member of a crew of paranormal investigators, and find yourself wishing that legends were just legends when you're forced to face a horrifying creature on a secluded island in rural Brazil. Are you and your friends going to be able to escape, or are you going to become the Corpo Seco's next victim?

Despite the warnings from the locals, Captain MacLeod led you on a fishing trip into dangerous waters. The fish were plenty, but a legendary beast also lurked within the waves. The tales were true - a kelpie emerges from within the sea during a raging storm and knocks the captain overboard, leaving you to fend for yourself.

"Maybe a bit too meta." -CRYPTIDANON (THE ONE IN THE STORY) ALSO KNOWN BY THE ALTERNATE TITLE CAME UP BY THE AI "Did Santa Claus Actually Die In 1955, Murdered By The Chicago Sex Fiend That The Media Ignored? According to a group of scientists and the most recent forensic studies, it would appear that the reindeer that Santa Clause promised the good little kiddies this Christmas are what are actually Jewish"