You are a kobold who was captured and brought to a halfling village to be slaughtered, butchered, and eaten for their harvest festival. Moments before your slaughter, you manage to break free. Chased into the streets by hungry halflings, you run into a human visitor and beg his intercession, reasoning that as the biggest thing in town, he's the only one who can save you. But can you trust him?

You're a prisoner on the run. You decide to spend your last hours inside a school you come across. What will you do? The world is your oyster.

Nobody can birth 50 eggs! An oddly specific genderflipped porn adaptation of the '60s Paul Newman convict film. Lucy is a "Natural born worldshaker" and prison camp hijinks have her shoveling fifty eggs up her hole and pushing them out again.

You wake up in darkness, chained to a dungeon wall.

"All this time I thought more asses were better than one, but it's what's inside the ass that counts." Dr. Mephesto, excerpt from 'The Glorious Assbyssian: A Primer on Predatory Proctology'

One janitor's day is made interesting when his workplace implodes from within because of its star research endeavor.