Mother's Day has come, but you haven't gotten your mom a gift. You quickly whip up a card that reads "Coupon to Mom: Today, I'll do anything you want! Love, Alex." Today, mom is taking advantage of that card, and is making you take her out to a day of fun at the mall. Be sure to keep up with Memory when changing locations. NSFW because that's the intended direction.

When you're a security guard working the night shift at a dead as hell mall, you might have some fears of what could happen when you're completely alone in the dead of night, but also some things you're pretty sure won't happen. And yet, somehow, one of the most outlandish scenarios of the lot ends up happening when I find myself face to face with a scared, timid... vampire?

As a mall Santa, you have a unique opportunity to have plenty of little kids sit on your lap. What will you do with that?

On the lam and pining for former glory, a headpats dealer is confronted by an adorable junkie.

Arnold would do anything to get his son the one toy that everyone wants, but Santa might be pushing him too far. It's Turbo-Time!