The characters depicted in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Please do not threaten the actual Mormon brothers - unlike them, we know there is a difference between a harmless story involving fictional characters and threats of real physical violence against actual people.

AID is experiencing technical issues so you take it out on Mormon.

Holy tortured rhymes, Coom-Man! Merry Christmas anons.

Warning: for use with GPT-J only.

What's a devout Mormon girl to do when she wants to 'fool around' with a boy, but her faith prohibits premarital sex? Why, 'soak' of course!

You are super secret agent on an impossible mission. This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.