The characters depicted in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Please do not threaten the actual Mormon brothers - unlike them, we know there is a difference between a harmless story involving fictional characters and threats of real physical violence against actual people.

You are super secret agent on an impossible mission. This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

AID is experiencing technical issues so you take it out on Mormon.

Holy tortured rhymes, Coom-Man! Merry Christmas anons.

Warning: for use with GPT-J only.

What's a devout Mormon girl to do when she wants to 'fool around' with a boy, but her faith prohibits premarital sex? Why, 'soak' of course!