Anon: I want a cute girl talking about philosophy and shit

Sometimes, life's pretty rough. I'm enrolled at college, smack-dab in the middle of the degree, I'm running out of cash, I can't see any way out of this, and it's really fucking with me. I need a reset, something to get my thoughts in order, and, well, the stoner I'm rooming with might just have an idea.

An ancient Greek philosopher and a nigga keepin' it real are stuck together on the ocean.

A new book by Plato has been discovered. Within it, the two iconic philosophers discuss if dickgirls are gay. Well, nobody said the book should have been discovered.

The revered goddess of wisdom, Kiyo Harime, makes a return as the protagonist of their story, or rather, their story's origin. She and Evelynn are about to have a meeting that will change their fates forever - but will it end in love? Or shall they find an abrupt ending? It is up to you now, dear readers. Or, you know, you can just delete the last hundred tokens and have fun being a goddess. That works too.