With a month having passed since the inauguration of Joe Biden after the 2020 election, your life-long friend that previously would have sworn that Trump would win, just you wait, is now getting exceedingly nervous. Talk of the liberal agenda that is soon to come to your rural town starts creeping in, and especially talk of the gay agenda. And then, one day, he tells you that he needs to save you and himself from the globohomo National Guard that is sure to forcibly turn people gay any day now...