One of my friends is very heavily into a series of magical anime girl shooter games, but one day, he admits to me that while he composes remixed music based on the games' soundtracks and makes art based on the games' characters, he's never actually played them, apparently intimidated by their difficulty. Instead, he begs me to play them for him, and he tells me he'd do anything if I did that in a way that's way too suggestive to be an accident. What have I gotten myself into?