Here I thought that tonight was going to be a simple thing, go to a party, pick up a chick, bring her home and bang her. But no, somehow, I manage to end up bringing home a guy instead. Shit, I could've sworn he was a girl, and of course he waits until he's at my place to spring that info on me. Well, it's late now, and I've had a drink or two... maybe I'll just go for it. He is kinda cute...