When she first took me on as an apprentice, Sorceress Sellen warned me she wasn't the kind to coddle, nor cast a kind word. Despite this, it seems the more time we spend together, the more she warms up to me. Are we just teacher and student, or are we becoming something more... and if so, would she ever dare admit it? An open-ended prompt: Talk to Sellen, go on adventures with her, romance her, seduce her, or simply whip out your Glintstone Greatsword and throw her down on the dungeon floor.

Dedication to the bale-eye'd queen is not without its rewards, dear Tarnished. Enjoy, brothers!

It seems that Melina was a bit late in her meeting with the Tarnished, allowing the foolish traveler to obtain an obscene amount of runes with nowhere to channel them; lucky her. Enjoy, brothers.

Here's... uh, something. I saw a funny image on the internet and wanted to write a prompt for that feel. So if you want to experience a legendary snow witch being hopelessly slobbered on by a dumb lizzer girl, knock yourself out. I swear to god this isn't a fetish thing, I just thought it was really funny conceptually. Inspiration: https://files.catbox.moe/s6e9fy.jpg

Elden Ring's pretty good, but surely when exposed to an American audience they won't like the deep, intricate lore and complicated gameplay. Besides, all they like is babes, guns, and muscles, which our game isn't really about. But don't worry, the localization team will do their best to make the game PLAYABLE. We're not promising it'll be great, but it'll be playable. (PS. I added a few quick blurbs about some Elden Ring characters but most of the onus is on you man)