When I was asked to take over a rec league baseball team coaching job, I figured it'd be a fun way to reconnect with baseball without any real pressure. Little did I know that I would be taking over a squad of catboys that are bafflingly incompetent, at the same time bafflingly competent, and most of all, incredibly needy. It's like taking care of a dozen kittens, but worse. But god, they're so cute. And after we win the rec league finals, they really, really want their reward from their beloved coach...