As a mall Santa, you have a unique opportunity to have plenty of little kids sit on your lap. What will you do with that?

One anon mentioned a really good premise of Santa Claus fucking a small elf girl in secret while all other elves were oblivious to it. I said I was gonna do it but some anon ninja'd me. Well played, 1407. Hope you don't mind me using your Tinsel character in this scenario further exploring the idea. uses notes++

A desperate hikkimori otaku makes a psychic plea to his patron deity, Santa Claus. Clutching a drumstick of greasy KFC in one hand, and the curls of his greasy neck-beard in the other, his earnest pleas for a foxy new friend are heard by jolly old Saint Nick.

Christmas doesn't just happen, Santa works hard to organize, delegate, and enforce his iron will upon the denizens of the North Pole. But when a pair of randy elves threatens the careful social, thought, and breeding controls he has relentlessly imposed on his diligent work-force, the abominable snow-men are summoned to settle the scene.

You wait up all night for Santa to come down your chimney, only to find you’re on his naughty list. It seems Saint Nick has more than coal in mind for punishment... Santa is a daddy confirmed, I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it be.

Santa runs a tight shop up at the North Pole, and when a labor-dispute threatens a merry Christmas for the world's children, jolly old Saint Nick completely loses his shit. Knowing of a dedicated, helpful monster girl who has recently become an extremely curious monster-woman, Santa devises a plot to fill his beleaguered work-force with the Christmas Spirit, and reward young Portia for her dedication to the festive holiday.

A parody of Miracle on 34th street. Take the role of the role of Zachary Feinstein a public defender tasked with representing Kris Kringle in his criminal trial. Be sure to add your own witnesses and evidence into the lorebook.

Santa's magical reindeer have a lot on their plate, enduring the intense magical enchantments necessary to allow them to fly an obese man on a sleigh to millions of households every year. To blow off some steam, a hapless elf named Tipplewinks is assigned to serve the randy reindeers a salty snack, as he is innocuously forced to observe a stimulating caribou team-building exercise.

Krampus is usually the yang to Santa's yin, counter-balancing the giving of gifts, with the wanton taking of naughty lives. But one Christmas eve, Santa is left in a bind, when a saint of a man requests to be scoured like a scoundrel by the sadistic, female, saytr demon. Krampus seems eager to take on the challenge, wanting to settle down with a nice man during the holidays, for a change.

When Alex fills Santa in on the scoop about adrenochrome supping reptilian ne'er-do-wells, Santa knows what he must do this Christmas. Save the earth from these despicable alien invaders, and simultaneously reward a young child, scorned and ridiculed for her sublime innocence.

Arnold would do anything to get his son the one toy that everyone wants, but Santa might be pushing him too far. It's Turbo-Time!

You are an elf girl working in Santa's factory when one day he gives you a "Holiday Surprise"